As the dead, dried up, and useless tumbleweed formerly known as the Biden presidency blew down Main Street on the South end of town, a Force of Nature rolled in from that of the North. Some folks ran for cover, others packed the boardwalks to gawk and create a fuss.
The Tariff Sheriff had just rode into town.
Now, the good folks that came out to see him could feel that something was different with this one here, but as with many other things in life, they don’t always look as good as they might sound right off. They was app…appre..apprehen….shoot
The townsfolk had watched their little village on the edge of the desert get wrecked by Lawless Banditos from over the border. They had brought with them drugs, women trafficked against…