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Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer. That falcon can’t hear shit because everyone is yelling. Ciara is yelling at Lindsay; Lindsay is yelling at Paige; Paige is yelling at Austen; Austen isn’t yelling at anyone, but everyone is yelling at him, including Luke, who is also still yelling at Hannah from last season because, honestly, she deserves it. This is the moment Summer House descends into absolute chaos, and I am not only here for it, but I have also bought the…
