When I was the “house mother” for a Fire Island share for about a decade, there were only three rules. 1) No high heels in the pool. 2) No hooking up with other members of the house. 3) Do not go to sleep on a mess. Our favorite summer stooges seem like they have broken all three during one party. I am assuming the girl Andrea pushed in the pool whose friend booted his beautiful Romanesque nose was wearing heels when she went for a dip, and you can’t prove otherwise. (You could. There is actual…
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