Professional golf is still being played even though the last important tournament ended in July. It seems like a strange way to run a sport: four months on, eight months off.
Well, it’s finally Masters week and like those college protesters used to say, “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!” The protestors today are very different from the ones I remember. They have professionally made signs and get paid money to protest. Somebody should protest that! Who will police the police? How about who will protest the protestors? Not me. I have golf to watch.
I have compiled some rarely asked questions (RAQ) about The Masters that will help you enjoy the tournament a little more these next 4 days.
What’s defending champion Scottie Scheffler like?
Scottie is a cool guy, but he’s definitely a sociopath and possibly even a psychopath. Everyone felt bad when he was…
