Who would have thought this day would have ever come? The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is finally going on an international cast trip. The genuinely giddy women waste no time jetting off to Bermuda, and in case there was ever a risk of them feeling homesick, there’s a sprinter van waiting to give them all a little taste of the familiar.
And sure enough, as soon as they load in, there’s conflict over the temperature because Meredith (who Whitney tells us accidentally took an extra sleeping pill and thus pulled a Rip Van Winkle) isn’t feeling well. They wrap her in a blanket and take her to the beautiful seaside to heal like she’s Beth in Little Women. She’s so ill, in fact, that she can’t keep up when the women get to the house and immediately run off to claim their…