Noella almost had me. I was almost on board with her when she says that she is being provoked by Heather Dubrow into getting into a fight but then, like a bad babysitter at a Sam Goody’s in 1987, she lost me. I feel like this whole episode was like being on a yoyo with Noella. I was in, I was out. I was in, I was out. Does this make her a good Housewife? No, because a great Housewife always has you. Even when I’m out with Shannon Beador, I’m still in. IYKYK, as the kids on TikTok say. (For all of you olds out there, it means “In Your Kindness, You Kill.”)
Our journey with Noella, a hummingbird that ran into a mirror and became a demon, starts where we left off at dinner in Mexico. Things have progressed deep into a tequila bottle. Emily is wearing a napkin tiara, which is almost as…
