At the beginning of this episode, my expectations are low. I’m talking low like the noses of those twins on Selling Sunset or the prices at Filene’s Basement. What is up with that insufferably long family dinner with the Dubrow’s at Nobu? Do they own stock in this place? It’s the second time Heather has been this season, and they also catered the party at her house where no one ate the sushi because Nicole, the grifter without a face, sued Terry Dubrow. I don’t think Nobu, a brand aligned with luxury, really wants to be on RHOC, possibly the most down-market of all the franchises, but here they are, edamame in a pod with a family of phonies who just love a free yellowtail roll.
The dinner seems to last longer than most Tinder dates or Grindr hookups, but it is really only like…
