The thing about Miami the city is that — compared to New York or L.A. — it’s small. The thing about Miami the franchise is that it’s big. The cast is essentially nine people, including three rather prominent friends-of. Some of that cast have been doing this for years, though most of those years were on hiatus. Because the town is small and the show is big, that means that anyone from the past could come back at a moment’s notice and fit it not only with the old crowd but the new one as well. I’m half-expecting Elaine Lancaster to walk through the door and start throwing high heels around.
That’s why the presence of RHOM seasons two and three star Ana Quincoces caused so much disarray on this episode. Adriana brought her up, invited her to Nicole’s Don’t Call It a…