Of the many brilliant things in a great episode, the one that will haunt me in my slumbers is the Brady Bunch–style grid of all the different women fighting with different foes at Dr. Nicole’s Mamacita Brunch and Poetry Slam. That’s just what watching it felt like: different groups and factions yelling at other groups and factions about slights small and large, perceived and totally imagined. Based on that visual, I decided that today, the part of the usual RHOM recap will be played by this list of the different fights and feuds and who the winner is. Let us start with the biggest one first. [Ding-ding] “ROUND ONE.”
Alexia & Marysol vs. Ana: The drama starts when Alexia and Marysol arrive and realize that their old co-star, Ana Quincoces, is coming to lunch at Adriana’s…
