One Basket, Too Many Eggs

Have you ever watched a show like Succession where someone gets up at a birthday party and makes a wildly tone-deaf and inappropriate speech, and your short and curlies feel like they’ve just been electrified, and you will cross your legs about 17 times in a row just to make the humiliation stop? You ever think, God, that never happens in real life. Why do they always make that happen in dramas? Well, Emmy voters, let me give you exhibit A: Kyle J. Cooke’s awful speech about how mean his friends…