OLYMPIC CURLING CHAMPION Matt Hamilton has one of the greatest mustaches in sports history. It’s a fact. At least, it’s a fact according to Wikipedia, which at one time or another has also claimed the Wisconsin native was a long-lost relative of Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros., a true American hero, a cougar hunter, a viper, and for a short time, well, married to his sister. (He was most definitely not. Although the mustache and the hero thing check out.) Every four years right around the time of the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics, Hamilton and his curling compatriots get to experience one of the stranger sides of sports stardom when, for a fortnight, they become targets in the fascinating, frequently insipid — and occasionally clever — secret world of Wikipedia sports vandalism.
For curlers that can mean anything from having the proper definition of their sport temporarily…
