What kind of shenanigans must be afoot for a dominant political party to see the SAVE Act as a threat? The DOGE Team’s latest release reveals fraud in unemployment insurance programs – including some from the future. And the governor of Maine has really stepped in it – all to the delight of politically savvy heartlanders.
DOGE Discovers Time Travel, Sponsored by the Feds
A survey of the unemployment insurance program revealed that the agency clerics must not have passed eighth-grade math. DOGE’s report lists 28,000 individuals between the ages of 1 and 5 who have collected $254 million in benefits; 24,500 individuals over the age of 115 claimed $59 million, and 700 individuals with birth dates 15 years in the future accrued $69 million. The time travel conundrum is solved! “Your tax dollars were going to pay fraudulent unemployment claims for fake…
