‘Denise Richards & Her Wild Things’ Recap, Episode 7

When I saw that the new episode of Denise Richards & Her Wild Things is called “My Dinner With Charlie,” I was hoping for an installment that truly captured the spirit of My Dinner With Andre, the film that it’s referencing. We don’t quite get two hours of the titular meal, but I will give the show credit for recognizing the significance of getting Charlie Sheen to participate — this is his first reality-show appearance, if you can believe that — and devoting almost the whole episode to the main event. Very little actually happens, of course, because the series is determined to remain as cheery and drama free as possible, but it’s certainly more dynamic than filming a Patrick Muldoon music video.

Before we can get to Charlie, we’ve got Denise’s anniversary dinner with Aaron. They’ve…