The Daily Caller Expanded Universe Softball Team downed the Brookings Institute in a nail-biter this week at East Potomac Park to advance out of the first round of the Think Tank Softball League playoffs.
The Callers and Brookings picked up a game that had been suspended at a score of 6-1 in the third inning due to a medical emergency. Despite missing multiple key starters due to stupid absences like “going to the DNC,” the ragtag bunch held on for an 11-9 win over the once-Qatar-backed powerhouse institution.
Things got squirrely early, when Brookings put up 4 runs in the top of the third due to some defensive miscues from the Caller. However, the Callers responded with a 4 spot of their own in the bottom of the inning thanks to quality at-bats from Visiting Sporting Fellow Will Mitola and Traveling Ad Salesman Jake Berube. (RELATED: Deranged Cat Lady Ruins Evening For 60…
