Men, it’s unfortunate that I even have to say this, but please stop wearing women’s shape wear.
This really is a thing, apparently. It’s not even a trans thing; if only. No, it’s worse, if that’s somehow possible. These are presumably straight, sports-oriented men who decided it was a good idea to put a delicate little girdle around their squishy waists to ensure everything stays “together.”
Imagine wearing the male equivalent of spanx. pic.twitter.com/CPJXEnJqYe
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) June 10, 2024
A shocking number of brands and styles exist. There’s the Rounderbum “slim and lift” boxer brief, which is basically just a pair of high-waisted bike shorts. Then there’s the OShaper, which looks like the “wrap” that public school teachers give to gender-confused teenage girls. By far the worst, there’s the HIIPS “tummy control waist…
