Rep. Jasmine Crockett and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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If they’re gonna try to stop us from scrolling on TikTok, then we guess it’s only fair that Congress provides us with some form of entertainment. Call it The Real House Reps of DC. On Thursday night, a House Oversight Committee hearing devolved into what felt like a full-blown reality TV fight when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene suggested that Rep. Jasmine Crockett couldn’t read properly through her “fake eyelashes.” Ultimately, Greene wasn’t disciplined for this remark, so Crockett later pointedly asked the chairman if that meant it was okay to bring up someone’s “bleach…
