Clockwise from top: Emilia Pérez, Olivia Rodrigo: Guts World Tour, The Substance, and The Diplomat season 2.
Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photos: PAGE 114/WHY NOT PRODUCTIONS/PATHÉ FILMS/FRANCE 2 CINÉMA, MUBI/Everett Collection, Netflix (Miles Leavitt)
I’ll be real: I didn’t realize that everyone would be celebrating Halloween last weekend, but hey, I’m sure there’ll be Halloweekend Part II happening out there. There’s still plenty of horror and spooky movies and TV shows to catch up on, including the buzzy body-horror film The Substance as it hits streaming and, per tradition, a new “Treehouse of Horror” episode of The Simpsons. But if spooky isn’t your vibe, there’s a crime melodrama that’s also somehow a…