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Ah, the Winter Olympics. Where else can you find an abundance of sparkle, athleticism, and a whole number of sports that you don’t believe are sports until you become absolutely obsessed with them? This year, the 16-day event will take place in Beijing, though because of literally everything (a.k.a. the ongoing coronavirus pandemic), only the competitors will be visiting the country, so we normies — and most of NBC’s sports announcers — will be watching Stateside. Although I imagine for us normies, watching the Winter Olympics from our cozy, warm couch was the plan all along, so if you’re wondering how to watch the glorious curling, skating, skiing, and more,…