Note: The following story contains satire.
Inauguration Day is almost here, but will it really be Donald Trump taking the oath of office? Pollster supreme, J. Ann Selzer, is dropping her bestest poll ever this Sunday and it could place Kamala Harris in her rightful place in the Oval Office! Need a refresher on Selzer? Go read here and here and then jump right back. We’ll wait. Cool, you’re back!
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Just got word Ann Selzer is dropping her final poll of the election Sunday night, January 19th.
Stay tuned.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 16, 2025
I’m sure Iowa will surprise us all.
— DrRightVoice (@masdoc1) January 17, 2025
Iowa is so sneaky. We remember what happened last time.
— Erik Charter (@erikchartercpa) January 17, 2025
Some people just knew that Selzer’s Iowa polling was correct….
