In the land of Fedville, there lived a Grinch.
In the land of Fedville, where the Americans were quite merry looking at 2025, there lived a green, 25% cotton and 75% linen Grinch, whose heart was inflationary. Americans who lived in Fedville were ebullient about their post-election prospects, but the Grinch, who lived inside the Fedville capital of the Eccles Building, was not. The Grinch hated the 2024 election results – and Christmas. The whole thing. Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be he did not want to make Fedville great again. It could be, perhaps, that he loved inflicting the printing press’s pain.
The Grinch Who Stole Your Wallet
The Grinch, for years, observed the Fedville population from afar. The Americans were confused. Their wallets felt light. Their savings were…
