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Hugh Grant would not make a very good Real Housewives husband. He’d be a bit too irascible, too British, too annoyed at the whole thing to be able to mindlessly blend into the background, providing money but no opinions — more Todd Bradley than John Barlow. We say this because Luann de Lesseps, former countess and former RHONY-an, is currently claiming that she made out with Hugh Grant in the Hamptons. Grant himself is less sure. De Lesseps told TooFab that she got the restaurant Pierre’s to sit her right behind Grant, giving her the opportunity to intentionally bump into him. “I go, ‘I’m so sorry. Can I…