The US is finally nearing the climax of what many have repeatedly called the most important election in American history. Highlights include two assassination attempts, one bloody ear, an unutterable story about a couch, rumors of Russian interference, Iranian hackers snooping on Trump’s campaign, communistic slights dished by the left, and a tall tale involving a coconut tree, a middle-class family, and lawns. Trump learned Harris is black. Harris apparently discovered a new word (fascism). Trump worked a fryolator at a McDonald’s and wore a bright neon vest a week later while riding in an eponymously branded garbage truck to amplify Mr. Biden’s recent remark when calling the former president’s supporters “garbage.” Phew. That sounds like a lot and barely covers a day. It would be impossible to list every notable event and meme-worthy…
