I like to joke that Shannon Storms Beador has never had a good season. If her husband wasn’t cheating on her, then she was getting heavier, getting divorced, getting sued, and getting an enema stuck in her butthole. However, it seems like what was shaping up to be her worst season yet, with a recent DUI and her evil ex’s new girlfriend in the cast, is her best season yet. Why? Because JJ squared is absolutely abhorrent.
At the beginning of the episode, Gina, Emily, Heather, and Shannon are still in La Quinta, and they’re having a nice breakfast while Shannon sobs about her relationship problems, which have turned into legal problems. Emily tells Shannon that when John sued her for the money she borrowed, it made her look dishonest about paying for everything during the first two years of their…
