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Are you happy to be in Paris? Oui! The 2024 Olympics have made their way to the French capital, and everyone’s asking the same questions: “Will anyone be able to beat Simone Biles?” Probably not. “Will Sha’Carri Richardson be fabulous?” Undoubtedly. “Will the swimmers who are forced into the Seine die of dysentery?” Uhhh … keep watching. Below, find our continually updating highs, lows, and whoas from the entirety of the 2024 Paris Olympics, from the Lady Gaga–featuring Opening Ceremony all the way through to the final podium.
WHOA — Cowboy Carter does some Paris promo.
Based on the Renaissance rollout so far, this is probably the closest we’ll get to a “Ya Ya”…
