While this episode was a little bit lackluster, it had plenty of first-wave Housewifery. Katie is getting mad that not everyone is being nice to the new girl? Classic! A husband lumbering around the house with a ubiquitous Big Gulp. So old school! A fight about which particular woman “owns” a gym. Is this the glory days of 2009? That last fight is so petty, so stupid, so wonderfully low stakes that it’s the kind of Housewives we don’t get anymore (except for Miami). These days, it’s all divorces, court cases, and lawsuits. Please, please, please let us get back to only fighting about who owns a gym.
According to Shannon Storms Beador, she took John Janssen to her gym when they first started dating, and he started using a trainer there. He continued using that trainer even after the breakup and…
