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Could this possibly be the horniest season of The Bachelorette in history? When the episode opens with a warning about “scantily clad men thrusting and gyrating” (presumably so Yosef’s now-adult daughter watching at home knows to turn the episode off), I know we’re in for a wild ride. And could this be the first season of The Bachelorette where the lead’s ovulation goggles fully ruin the season?? Because if Jen doesn’t pull a Kaitlyn Bristowe and sleep with Sam M before the fantasy suites, this entire season just might crash and burn.
Before we get to the sexual tension that’s thicker than Megan Thee Stallion after Thanksgiving, can I just ask … Why does Sam M talk like that? He speaks…
