Are your trousers tainted by testicles? If so, would you prefer not to sneeze like a man? In that event, a new college course is ready to bless you.
Nearly two hundred miles north of New York City sits the roughly 2,000-enrollee, dual-location Russell Sage College. The private school may be far from the big city, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a sexually progressive sanctum. Case in point: In order to erect a woker world, the Albany campus is coughing up a 20-hour transgender vocal-correction course. Orally interested attendees will learn to bark, croup, hack, hem, whoop, and ahem in ways that deny their DNA and defy what dangles or doesn’t in their drawers.
From Sage.edu:
The Gender-Affirming Voice Program
The Gender-Affirming Voice Program at Russell Sage is for gender-diverse individuals who seek to modify their voices to match their identities. Starting in the spring semester…
