It’s just too easy. Larsa Pippen, a salamander who was hexed by a witch named Restylane, is making it so easy to hate her, and I really wish she would complicate matters a little bit. A villain is delicious, but you want to see that she’s doing something for complicated reasons and that maybe she’s a little bit sorry but also a little bit not. Larsa is out here talking about Guerdy’s cancer like it’s a Ponzi scheme and isn’t even upset about it one bit.
When Larsa is doing her first podcast recording with her boyfriend, Marcus Jordan, she says they should call themselves Larcus, but I think she’s wrong. I think they should be called MRSA because she is clearly an infection that would eat your flesh if given the chance. They say they’re doing the podcast to clear up all the…