How has no one created the fake Twitter account @KylesStye? The slowly increasing red volcano on Kyle Cooke’s face has gotten more screen time this season than Luke, who only shows up to ask if he can make a fire, then makes a fire, and then no one sits around it. This unsightly lesion that Kyle says is the result of too much stress with their business and their wedding is a cross between the time Bob Costas got pink eye at the Olympics and the all-seeing, burning eye of Sauron. (The reason that eye was…
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