Well, www.PamelasTape.com is live, and unseemly men in second-tier American cities are writing checks for $59.95 and then addressing envelopes, finding stamps, and walking all the way to the post box because once upon a time the internet was not a limitless emporium with free shipping, but more like the ads at the back of the PennySaver. You had to really want the shit you were buying. You had to mix it with your labor.
Rand and Miltie’s well-oiled operation works like this: a nameless guy in a…